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Interests: first, computers, namely programming and games, but also computer animated art of sorts (as much as I hate art in general! heh heh :) ) and customizations such as sound themes and "skins" for programs then, I also like several genres of music (couldn't tell you what ones, but I can tell they're different), and being sarcastic/fecitious, aka "acting stupid"...also chat and email quite a bit with friends...yes, if you can't tell yet, I pretty much live on the computer :D
Expertise: computer programming, math, forgetting, and getting angry O_o (for those of you as clueless as I often am, I was being sarcastic on the second half :) eh eh...ooo! sarcasm...that's another hobby! lol...)


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Member Since: 3/6/2005

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Monday, January 01, 2007

searing employee reviews

I saw this a long long time ago, but never saved a copy for myself, but thought about it a bit recently, and finally went and googled for it (only one result too! how lucky :) )

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"I wouldn't allow this worker to breed."

"A photographic memory, but with the cap over the lens."

"This lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean."

"Since my last report, this employee has hit rock bottom and started to dig."

"Works well when under constant supervision and command like a rat in a trap."

"This employee is not so much a has-been, more of a definite won't-be."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."

"When she opens her mouth it seems that it is only to change feet."

" He'd be out of his depth in a puddle."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner the better."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"He donated his brain to science before he was finished using it."

"This employee has two brains. One is lost, the other is out looking for it."

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled."

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."


Thursday, November 23, 2006

Aaron is fine

it finally occurred to me that it's only appropriate to post of Aaron's progress and so far almost total recovery, so here it is :)

well, we're immensely thankful for God's grace to my brother throughout the whole thing...only bad thing I remember since my other post here, is that he remained in a good bit of constant pain for a week or more after leaving the hospital...well, there was also frustration with the followup appointment they were supposed to have, but that's different, at least to me

anyway, he was able to go back to classes after awhile, even chosing to keep his room, on the third floor of a building w/o an elevator, and mom had to *make* him drop his class that was fairly far away from his dorm (lol)...then he was able to do away with the neck brace, which he said was the biggest discomfort...then, most recently, they said he can take the back brace off for showers, which was also a pain, cuz he had to have a plastic sheet on his bed, so he could let the brace's straps and his skin dry off afterwards


Sunday, October 22, 2006

busted computer, brother in accident

for those of you who don't know, a lightning storm a month or two ago put my computer out of commission, and since I don't have a link to check my primary email, and since Trillian doesn't work on this computer (?), I haven't been able to talk to you...*not sure if there is anyone here that this would really apply to other than Ne, Sarah, and Megan...but anyway, it occured to me today that maybe you've begun to wonder if I'm even ok, and I remembered Xanga and MySpace, and thought I'd post

a week or two after that, we got a call at 10 at night that Aaron had been in a wreck O_o so I called WalMart and ask for the week off, and we went up to Missouri, got to the hospital 12 hours later...Aaron had scratches in quite a few places, and a stitch right next to his eye, and we were told he had some fractured ribs and a fractured vertebrae (and learned that technically, "fracture" means no different from "break"), but we were really thankful, considering he could've been paralyzed, in a coma, or dead...and yet, while still healing, he's suffered no lasting damage

after the wreck (not sure of the order) someone from his college and one of *his* friends, pulled over and found him and his car on the side of the road, and held his neck straight till help arrived...a state trooper also found them, and Aaron apparently told him something about stupid drivers...and an ambulance got there, and said a helicopter was coming to careflight him...he remembers none of this though, cuz somewhere along the way, he went unconcious, and has no memory of anything before waking up in the hospital (except noticing people driving poorly)

so we have no idea exactly what happened, or even whose fault it was (he may have been too tired to drive well), all we know is that he rolled the car 2 or 3 times, that he broke some bones, and that God is good...we are *very* thankful for that


Wednesday, April 19, 2006

whoa! I just figured out I have 2 pages of comments on my last post...I think I'll post again for that purpose alone :) O_o ...


Tuesday, February 14, 2006

mah brother got SAVED! *happy dance*

ok, I don't know what all to post, like the history of the situation, how much of it, how many details...but w/e, the point is MY BROTHER KNOWS JESUS!

I got online, and he IMd me, saying something somewhat cryptic...I looked at it for a few seconds, wondering what the heck he was talkin about...I think I knew the whole time, but had almost given up hope, so it was hard for me to realize, and I only did when I saw no other thing it could likely mean...at that point, I got really REALLY happy, and got that weird but very pleasant warm/cool/flush feeling I sometimes get (though it's usually unconnected to anything)

I've been hoping for this day for a long, long time...thank you, THANK YOU Jesus!

any future information is most likely to be found here - http://www.youthfire.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=11
(though, maybe also here, given how excited I am about this :) )



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